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Woke Tears Water

Variety Pack: "Van Gogh" - Making Hydration Great Since Impressionism + 3 More

Variety Pack: "Van Gogh" - Making Hydration Great Since Impressionism + 3 More

Regular price $35.95 USD
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This is a 24-count variety pack of Western Civilization's art-inspired 16.9 oz bottles. It includes 6 bottles of each of our 4 labels.  This one in particular is inspired by the style of Vincent Van Gogh, making hydration great again since Impressionism.  The other three are "Rembrandt," "Vermeer," and "Alphonse Mucha."   

We at Woke TearsTM Water don’t see color, which is why our water self-identifies as the most transparent in the world. It will make our drinkers feel truly colorblind! Everybody else's water is just water - ours provides a refreshing gulp of laughter in a world thirsty for sanity.

We will only produce 60 cases of this design and they will be going fast! 

Let's make hydration great again!

(This is premium purified water. We use 3 purification methods consisting of ozonation, ultraviolet light and reverse osmosis.)

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