Variety Pack: "Classic Woke Tears," "Woke Tears DIE" and "Woke Tears H2O Binary" - All in One (no additional shipping fee)

This is a 24-count "Variety Pack" case of our 16.9 oz "Bullet Shape" premium purified water. It comes with 8 "Classic Woke Tears" bottles, 8 "Woke Tears DIE" bottles and 8 "Woke Tears H2O Binary" bottles.

We at Woke Tears^TM Water don’t see color, which is why our water self-identifies as the most transparent in the world. It will make our drinkers feel truly colorblind! Everybody else's water is just water - ours provides a refreshing gulp of laughter in a world thirsty for sanity. 

The water comes with our complimentary 4x3 Woke Tears Water sticker, so you can identify your reusable water bottles, too.

Let's Make Agua Great Again!

(We use 3 purification methods consisting of ozonation, ultraviolet light, and reverse osmosis.)