This is our "Woke Tears Binary H2O" edition of 16.9 oz "bullet shape" premium purified water. We at Woke TearsTM Waterdon’t see color, which is why our water self-identifies as the most transparent in the world. It will make our drinkers feel truly colorblind! Everybody else's water is just water - ours provides a refreshing gulp of laughter in a world thirsty for sanity.
The water comes with our complimentary 4x3 Woke Tears Water sticker, so you can identify your reusable water bottles, too.
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(We use 3 purification methods consisting of ozonation, ultraviolet light and reverse osmosis.)
